terça-feira, fevereiro 16, 2010

20 Reasons To Date a Physicist‏

From here!

We, the physicists have 20 good reasons for people to date us, at least, not to refuse..:)

1-The world does revolve around us... we chose the coordinate system.

2- No "couple" enjoys a better "moment".

3- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

4- We have significant figures.;)

5- We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies.

6 - Projectile motion... need we say more?

7- Physicists do it according to specification.

8- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal but opposite.

9- We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

10- We know the Right Hand Rule.

11- We can remember all the major anniversaries, ± 365 days.

12- We know how to use Latex properly.

13- We know how to extremize the action, and derive the equation of motion from the action.

14- We understand that the 3 body problem has no closed-form solution, and that it can easily lead to chaotic motions.

15- If the relationship doesn't work, we can always renormalize.;)

16- We know that size DOES matter, otherwise we wouldn't have invented quantum mechanics.

17- We understand relativity, the fast we go, the longer we last.

18- No matter how far you go, our wave functions will always be there with you.

19- You don't have to worry about cheating, since we recognize that no two girls/guys can ever occupy the same state.;)

20- The bottom line is, we can prove our love to you, both theoretically, and experimentally.:)



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