20 Reasons To Date a Physicist
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We, the physicists have 20 good reasons for people to date us, at least, not to refuse..:)
1-The world does revolve around us... we chose the coordinate system.
2- No "couple" enjoys a better "moment".
3- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4- We have significant figures.;)
5- We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies.
6 - Projectile motion... need we say more?
7- Physicists do it according to specification.
8- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal but opposite.
9- We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
10- We know the Right Hand Rule.
11- We can remember all the major anniversaries, ± 365 days.
12- We know how to use Latex properly.
13- We know how to extremize the action, and derive the equation of motion from the action.
14- We understand that the 3 body problem has no closed-form solution, and that it can easily lead to chaotic motions.
15- If the relationship doesn't work, we can always renormalize.;)
16- We know that size DOES matter, otherwise we wouldn't have invented quantum mechanics.
17- We understand relativity, the fast we go, the longer we last.
18- No matter how far you go, our wave functions will always be there with you.
19- You don't have to worry about cheating, since we recognize that no two girls/guys can ever occupy the same state.;)
20- The bottom line is, we can prove our love to you, both theoretically, and experimentally.:)
We, the physicists have 20 good reasons for people to date us, at least, not to refuse..:)
1-The world does revolve around us... we chose the coordinate system.
2- No "couple" enjoys a better "moment".
3- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4- We have significant figures.;)
5- We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies.
6 - Projectile motion... need we say more?
7- Physicists do it according to specification.
8- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal but opposite.
9- We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
10- We know the Right Hand Rule.
11- We can remember all the major anniversaries, ± 365 days.
12- We know how to use Latex properly.
13- We know how to extremize the action, and derive the equation of motion from the action.
14- We understand that the 3 body problem has no closed-form solution, and that it can easily lead to chaotic motions.
15- If the relationship doesn't work, we can always renormalize.;)
16- We know that size DOES matter, otherwise we wouldn't have invented quantum mechanics.
17- We understand relativity, the fast we go, the longer we last.
18- No matter how far you go, our wave functions will always be there with you.
19- You don't have to worry about cheating, since we recognize that no two girls/guys can ever occupy the same state.;)
20- The bottom line is, we can prove our love to you, both theoretically, and experimentally.:)
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posted by Pipinha at 9:56 da tarde
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